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Posted on 28th авг at 1:23 PM, with 11~794 заметки
humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

Posted on 28th авг at 1:22 PM, with 10~921 заметка
dumb-boshie-stuff:

I make a lot of embarrassing noises when startled but this tops them all
:\ and that includes the time someone thought there was a bird in the building ugh ugh

dumb-boshie-stuff:

I make a lot of embarrassing noises when startled but this tops them all

:\ and that includes the time someone thought there was a bird in the building ugh ugh

Posted on 28th авг at 1:18 PM, with 96~862 заметки

thirteenfunbreaker:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

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//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

You just know a guy is going to fall into a vat of that stuff and try to kill Spider-Man.

Amazing as this is, I have to wonder if they tried opening them up afterwards to prove the cinder block or the egg were undamaged.

Posted on 28th авг at 1:06 PM, with 268~162 заметки
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
Posted on 28th авг at 1:04 PM, with 7~785 заметок

battlesuit:

eccojamming:

sixpenceee:

There’s an island called the Skerries and there’s a point in google maps, where the island looks exactly like this. 

If you don’t believe me, check it out for yourself here

Does anyone have any idea what is going on?

this is actually really creepy

someone uploaded this using googles new program, photosphere. since the panorama is just a compilation of a couple of images youre supposed to take with your phone you could easily replace them

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